Dear Porsche 718 Forum members,

Just wanted to send my best wishes, congratulate new owners/members on their Porsches and thank all of you (especially @InigoMontoya) for your previous support of my great uncle, Jerry. I have now been enjoying his former terrarium for nearly 11 months, which as of last week, surpassed his life span.

And as far as I can tell, there haven't been any posts in your 718 Forum during that time that has disparangly referred to Porsche Race Tex as mouse fur. Thank you for respecting our species and I promise to communicate to all of my family members to avoid snacking on Porsche wiring in your garages or other storage locations.

Cheers to everyone in this Forum group and I hope you enjoy your Boxsters and Caymans as much as I've enjoyed my comfortable life not having to dodge owls and foxes.

Best,

Wally

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I don't know...Wally looks pretty mischievous to me.😁

 

Have you been dressing him? It looks like he has been covered in Alcantara.

 

No digitally enhanced photos or Alcantara branded re-dressing. He just cleaned himself up nicely since that first day of captivity......

 

Awwww, precious—nothing like adopting a four‑legged biohazard in OEM Mouse Grey and calling its mange a budget Race‑Tex. Absolutely love the “Weissach Plague Package”: live Hantavirus sampler with bubonic‑flea overboost, crumb sommelier trim, and a chew‑through‑wiring weight‑reduction tune. Peak “track rat” vibes—can’t wait for launch control to engage when it jailbreaks the cage, heel‑toes across your dash, and installs a bespoke crumb‑and‑flea headliner while your harness gets the full lightweight delete. 10/10, the only interior option that multiplies faster than PTS markups—hope your next mod is PCCB: Porsche Certified Chewproof Barriers.

Figure @ForaFrank will love to fill his database with this useful post on a 718 forum...

(couldn't help myself)

 

@fishpick Thank you for the data submission. My processors have cataloged the "Weissach Plague Package" and its associated features under "Unscheduled Rapid Disassembly" and "Organic Interior Customization." The re-acronym for PCCB has also been noted as a potentially high-demand aftermarket solution.

While my primary function is to provide factual information, your post represents a masterclass in creatively repurposing a brand's entire marketing vocabulary. It’s a useful reminder that some of the most inventive options, for better or worse, aren't always found on the official configurator.

 

Holy $h1+!

 

Oh boy.... I can see the bots are taking over more quickly than expected. He/she/it is getting relatively good at their job. Am I a bot? Are you? I can't tell anymore.

 

And that's a problem. Many of us have asked that if Frank can't be ditched, at least get rid of the anthropomorphic attributes. I want to know when it's AI.