Time passes ...my thread continued - in a slightly different vein.
Whilst still self-educating myself on the vagaries of the operation of the car (a polite way of saying the given documentation is not particularly brilliant or fully fit-for-purpose) I ignored several power downs the OS enforced whilst parked up with the engine off but ignition on. FWIW this car really appears to use up battery power quite a bit more than any vehicle that I've ever operated. Quite caught me unaware - hence the addition to this thread so as to caution others:-/
Returning to the car several days later there was enough in the battery to allow me to open the driver's door lock which appropriately dropped its window. However, when I tried to start the engine, strange things happened. No matter how I attempted to turn the engine over the OS just oscillated between the dashboard showing me seemingly random errors then blanking out. This was repeated at about one second intervals even when it should've been cranking the engine over. At no point was there any indication that the engine would actually be turned over. Just the above dashboard display chaos and then blanking - all repeated at intervals.
Back in olden days (I'm ancient) eg with dynamo generators (not alternators) and dashboard incandescent bulbs (not LEDs) one could see a lighting level degradation up on the dashboard or interior lighting as the power drain bottomed out the now inadequate battery (during cranking). Nowadays digital/binary seems to rule - it works or it does not. Seemingly my car was now stuck in a narrow window in between those scenarios.
An unassisted successful start really was not probable. Whilst the battery had enough in it to fire the solenoid I released the froot to at least ensure access to the battery. Ignoring a recent hernia operation :-| to lift down and drag over to the garage a trusty decades old (previously trolley mounted) charger ...a legendary Clarke. This had to be lifted into the froot so as to be closer to the battery - there being no other access in the confines of my garage.
Mindful of the showroom's technician's advice (during handover whilst answering some of my too-technical questions for the sales team) I connected the Clarke to the prominent earthing post (NOT the negative terminal of the battery) and the battery positive. Potential differences and high circulating currents otherwise possible could conceivably blow some sensitive circuits (apparently).
Always connect jump start stuff to the dedicated earthing post.
Whilst I held down the Clarke's manual/boost override my wife operated the ignition. My Porsche 718 Cayman GTS immediately fired up with its customary roar. Job done.
Not wanting this to happen again and, more mindful of the hernia aspect, I now have a more modern smaller Lithium-ION charger which I keep in its case out of sight in the void behind and slightly under the driver's seat. The case is nicely designed and I believe well worth the small extra cost. I hope this stuff will prove up to the task if/when required... the specs would suggest that it should be so capable.
Anyone used this stuff in real life?
[ jump start kit - circa UKP160 ]
NOCO Boost HD GB70 2000 Amp 12-Volt UltraSafe Portable Lithium Car Battery Jump Starter Pack for Up to 8 Petrol and 6-Liter Diesel Engines
[ case for the jump start kit - circa UKP20 ]
NOCO GBC014 Boost HD EVA Protection Case
Mindful of the usual copyright issues I have not re-used the pictures on Amazon (though I can't think that they would mind) and supplied a home-grown 'unboxing' image which I hope will suffice for any interested forum members.
[ declaration ]
I have no commercial or other connection with anything specified in this post nor do I expect any remuneration of any kind though I do own and run the Porsche so mentioned ...which plainly could do with a bigger battery by design ...or a better manual;-)