I got up bright & early this morning, took a shower, dressed & slipped on a clean black polo shirt. I then went to the kitchen for my morning coffee & took a look at the internet. Nothing abnormal about that you might think. Except perhaps, the polo shirt I'm wearing is made by Porsche (I have around 10, including several identical black ones), the filter coffee machine is an old Siemens Porsche design model, as is my kettle. My coffee mug is fine bone china from the Porsche collection & I placed the mug of coffee on a Porsche coaster. I'm now looking at & writing on a Porsche forum & then later because the sun is currently shining I'm off out for a spin into town in my Porsche 718 Boxster S (a rather resplendent Lava Orange example I've recently & affectionately taken to calling Clementine). The tracking tag will be hanging around my neck on a Porsche Martini racing key lanyard & because it's slightly chilly outside I'll be wearing a Porsche racing soft-shell jacket. On the off chance it rains in town (the weather has been a little changeable of late) I'll also be taking my Porsche raincoat & one of my two Porsche umbrellas (one of which is kept in the house & the other in the car). Do you think it's at all possible that I might have a bit of an obsession with Porsche? ............................................
The thing is, the above is actually true & that's not even all of it. In addition I have Porsche books, Porsche models, video's & other memorabilia, a few other Porsche coats, jackets & fleeces, Porsche design folding reading specs (seriously), a Porsche pen (the one in the stainless steel brake hose), Porsche espresso cups, etc etc. How very very sad!
The thing is, the above is actually true & that's not even all of it. In addition I have Porsche books, Porsche models, video's & other memorabilia, a few other Porsche coats, jackets & fleeces, Porsche design folding reading specs (seriously), a Porsche pen (the one in the stainless steel brake hose), Porsche espresso cups, etc etc. How very very sad!