Dipstick! Aaah, the good old days! I remember droping my Toyota MR2 at the dealer's for an oil change and at the end of the day picking up the car. Not trusting anyone but myself, I pulled the difficult to reach dipstick and managed to drip a few drops of oil on the (cold) engine. Having had problems with oil on a hot exhaust in another car, I put the dipstick down at a convenient ledge and went off to look for paper towels. After some diligent scrubbing I was done!
It was getting dark, so I jumped in the car for the long slog home in the Houston traffic. Half an hour later, about halfway home, a truck pulls up next to me, the driver leans over and frantically tries to attract my attention 😜🤪😜:
Sir! You are on fire! 😱
I looked in the rear view mirror and I saw flames coming out of the lid grille. I drove to the first strip mall and parked the car, opened the lid and the flames jumped a foot high. Also, the 'empty' parking was actually a gas station, whose terrified owner screaming 'you will burn us all down' dragged out a wheeled fire extinguisher (chemical). You spray chemical on a fire and you can kiss the electrical wiring goodbye. I begged him to stop at a distance, blew at the fire four or five times and it went out.
It turned out that I forgot to put the dipstick back in its hole and oil was spurting out and falling on the hot exhaust...
Porsche, knowing that in their customer crowd are idiots like me, opted for a sealed, electronic system. Mine works fine every time!
I love it!