[Soul Performance Products]

Customer service comes first to us – our customers are the most important part of our business and we’re thankful to be here for you every day. Even though we’re known for our quick responses and fast shipping – we knew we could do better. After looking at all options – we feel it would be best to replace our entire staff with robots. Yes! Robots!

With a 100% accuracy rate and response times nohuman can match, it makes sense for our customers to get only the best possible products in the shortest amount of time. We’re not perfect – but for what we paid for these robots they should be.

“I for one welcome our robot overlords,” said John Gaydos. “This gives me much more time to track my car.”

“We’ve removed the souls from SOUL?”, Max, Head of Fabrication commented.

All of our robots are thoroughly trained - one particular robot has been in service for over 20 - maybe 30 years! He’s a real A player.

The robots have built in features making fabrication extremely quick and precise – such as welding units, saws, brushes, and – is that a laser gun?

“Who is going to engage the customers on the forums then?” Mike in Marketing exclaimed as he was carried away by RB76182 and RB32426.

THIS IS RB72819. EVERYTHING IS FINE. BUY SOUL PRODUCTS. BUY THEM. PLEASE, SIR.

 

[Schredder]

HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! I like it

 

[Optical TDI]

Will you guys be offering any other cat back or turbo back configurations without the valved exhaust? For those of us that don't want the valved or don't have PSE, it would make for a less expense solution.

 

[Soul Performance Products]

Will you guys be offering any other cat back or turbo back configurations without the valved exhaust? For those of us that don't want the valved or don't have PSE, it would make for a less expense solution.

We will - work in progress.

-Mike

 

[Viffermike]

Customer service comes first to us – our customers are the most important part of our business and we’re thankful to be here for you every day. Even though we’re known for our quick responses and fast shipping – we knew we could do better. After looking at all options – we feel it would be best to replace our entire staff with robots. Yes! Robots!

With a 100% accuracy rate and response times nohuman can match, it makes sense for our customers to get only the best possible products in the shortest amount of time. We’re not perfect – but for what we paid for these robots they should be.

“I for one welcome our robot overlords,” said John Gaydos. “This gives me much more time to track my car.”

“We’ve removed the souls from SOUL?”, Max, Head of Fabrication commented.

All of our robots are thoroughly trained - one particular robot has been in service for over 20 - maybe 30 years! He’s a real A player.

The robots have built in features making fabrication extremely quick and precise – such as welding units, saws, brushes, and – is that a laser gun?

“Who is going to engage the customers on the forums then?” Mike in Marketing exclaimed as he was carried away by RB76182 and RB32426.

THIS IS RB72819. EVERYTHING IS FINE. BUY SOUL PRODUCTS. BUY THEM. PLEASE, SIR.

:: holding wall plug in a chokehold ::

BRING BACK MIKE. NOW. OR I'M GONNA HAFTA GO ALL DESTINY/BORDERLANDS/TERMINATOR ON YOUR AI.

Love & rockets,
- John Connor